New Year, New Collection of 20 Crypto Jokes

Happy New Year, cryptoverse! We’re back with our weekly installment of memes, to take your mind off the post-holiday numb feeling that’s usually caused by overeating and maybe hangovers. Even if you’re not in that club, then we’re taking your mind off the numbness caused by, well, not having fun over the holidays. And while you’re tracking prices to see if the Proof of Keys event changed anything, take a break with our collection.

The week started out with Abkhazia banning cryptocurrency mining, the UK looking into possible irregularities with crypto sales, and Stellar and Tron going at each other’s’ throats. Cryptocurrency exchange HitBTC found itself under fire due to disabled withdrawals, stocks are moving onto the blockchain, and the world celebrated both Proof of Keys and the Genesis Block Day.

______________

The love story that’s older than a century has just gotten a makeover.

__

While everyone is predicting what will happen, there’s only one guy that we can say is telling the truth for sure.

My predictions for #Crypto in 2018 :#bitcoin $BTC $3800#ethereum $ETH $135#XRP $XRP 0.36$ pic.twitter.com/rIdlzLm8hF

— Yoni Assia (@yoniassia) December 31, 2018

__

One less worry in your life.

__

If you need more guides from us, we’re happy to provide you with them.

__

The only good thing about 2018 is that it’s over.

__

When Proof of Keys goes too far…

__

My shitcoin collection is my pride.

__

They can probably even make them in the color of your favorite coin.

__

The world was a simpler place back then.

__

When Airplane! suddenly seems relevant to the crypto situation.

https://www.twitter.com/Coinboyspodcast/status/1078012977104764931?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

__

The Barts are getting out of hand. Anyone know what they mean?

__

How to celebrate New Years if you’re in crypto.

__

A new version of the blame game.

__

And yet, true flight has never been closer.

__

Check out this teaser trailer for a new animated show featuring Bitcoin, coming this spring.

__

The blockbuster we’re all waiting for with bated breath.

__

Shocking news that many traditionalists weren’t expecting to hear.

BREAKING: Bitcoin survived 2018.

— Pomp 🌪 (@APompliano) January 1, 2019

__

It’s probably the only way to keep yourself from panic selling.

__

The difference between scaling and increasing block size, explained with HDD-SSD analogy.

__

A heroic tale of Waves and its fight against the bears of 2018.

__