You Laugh, You HODL: 20 Crypto Jokes Of March

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Another week is almost behind us as we head further into the spring. Although the market is still relatively unstable, some positive signs may indicate the likely end of the crypto winter. While the prices are yet to perk up like flowers, crypto memes are already blooming, thus brightening the mood of the entire cryptoverse.

Meanwhile, this week, the troubles of exchanges continued, as Cryptopia has failed to open on Monday, but opened in the read-only mode later. On the other hand, Binance announced another potential “pump” project. At the same time, after #DeleteCoinbase movement gained traction it led to more unanswered questions. Meanwhile Redditors partook in unnoficial Satoshi symbol “contest“, while Brad Garlinghouse tried to grasp the problem JPM Coin solves, and “the smartphone” coins dumped.

Finally, here is your icing on the cake, the top 20 crypto jokes of the week.
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We shall prevail.

When your friends ask you how your crypto experiment is going

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Well, who needs fiat anyway.

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It makes sense though.

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The times have surely changed.

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Wash your hands, you sinners!

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The original double spend attack.

The original double spend attack.

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That feeling when you try crypto for the first time.

When your friend tries crypto

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“The future doesn’t look good for this premined altcoin.”

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HODL illustrated.

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On a good day.

When your crypto portfolio is up

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Meanwhile, the HOLDnauts are ready.

The Holdnauts

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“Sir PLS.”

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Meanwhile at Coinbase.

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HODLing is always better with a little song.

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Have you been experiencing some mood swings lately?

Crypto mood

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Remember to do your own research!

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How to seduce a crypto marketer.

Crypto marketers

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How to seduce an investor.

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We’re shocked!

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Let’s hope it works.

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