Weekly Digest of 20 Crypto Jokes: Craig Wright Edition (Almost)

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Up until now, we’ve all got it down: the crypto community jokes. A lot. Especially when something interesting happens – in this case, the whole fiasco with Craig Wright being very upset for not being accepted as Satoshi Nakamoto. This means that many of the jokes this week revolve around this, as that’s both what the community produces and what it wants. Have fun! Especially, if you’re Satoshi Nakamoto.

We started this week with Bitcoin SV actually getting delisted, endowments joining crypto, and ConsenSys seeking out new funds. A new Bitcoin puzzle emerged, Brave browser kept scoring victories, fiat-to-crypto exchanges kept losing their positions, and an exchange decided not to delist Bitcoin SV. We end the week with more expensive 51% attacks, Binance Pump Chain getting its first projects, and the shocking story of Vitalik Buterin and Ripple.

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After it came to light that Craig Wright has possibly forged an email submitted into evidence as per his ongoing lawsuit, it was a matter of time when jokes pertaining to this would start.

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If you don’t understand initial exchange offerings yet, take a look at this.

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Game of Thrones is here. We’re just waiting for the bull run now.

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I wonder who dies in the next episode.

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You get everything you never asked for!

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If you don’t understand the Hodlonaut story, now you do.

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Know the difference.

Source: u/typtyphus / Reddit

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Oh, you’d like advice? Doing your own research is the most advice you’re going to get.

Source: u/resonantseed / Reddit

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Nets may protect from mosquitoes, but not from lawsuits.

Source: u/jaggedsoft / Reddit

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How do you come to this conclusion? It’s much easier to believe that this person is just trolling.

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Whenever a certain someone claims to be Satoshi, Riker is there to correct him.

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Julian Assange has something to say…

Source: u/CryptoUsername / Reddit

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This poster could probably boost adoption.

Source: u/TheCryptomath / Reddit

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Finally we find out who Satoshi Nakamoto really is… and many things start making sense.

Source: u/Sergunchik / Reddit

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Spoiler alert: it’s not.

Source: u/amaron11 / Reddit

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Here’s a sneak peek at another Bitcoin fork. Hint: it’s trash.

Source: u/Razaberry / Reddit

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Salvador Dali actually wanted to paint this, but it wouldn’t be understood in his time.

Source: u/frankreddit5 / Reddit

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If you were wondering about Coinbase’s customer service department… Here it is.

Source: u/Dogstooth5 / Reddit

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Buying things with crypto be like…

Source: gfycat

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McDonald’s had a utility token back in 1983.

Source: u/FlashJordanK / Reddit

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