DOGETok Jumps, Playgrounds, Presidential Runs and 20 Crypto Jokes

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This week in the Cryptosphere, BTC miners were not selling them coins, and Venezuelan military intercepted a truck full of mining rigs. Chainlink hit an all-time high, and Dogecoin soared as TikTokers attempted to pump it, with Justin Sun joining the scene too, followed by a few exchanges. Cardano entered a custody agreement with Coinbase, and its founder Charles Hoskinson raised the idea of a collaboration with Litecoin, while Terra revealed Anchor, governed by a newly formed organization, and the Cryptoverse went in an uproar after dozens of blockchain and crypto-related companies took millions from the government in payroll loans.

Meanwhile, the Bank of Lithuania opened a ‘playground’ for testing CBDCs, digital yuan is set for real-world ride while sharing pilot with the Apple-backed Didi, and Chinese authorities added “blockchain developer” to the official list of jobs. In the meantime, South Korea’s Gyeonggi Province is talking about launching a local stablecoin-powered universal basic income, and Travala.com integrated hotels offered by Expedia. Then we learned that Centre froze an address holding USD 100,000 worth of the stablecoin, early Voice users are unimpressed with its design, and Russian investors in the failed Telegram token launch reported the British brokerage they said is withholding almost USD 1.5 million of their funds. Lastly, Brock Pierce announced his candidacy for President of the US.

And we announce 20 crypto jokes!
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Morning, CT! Do you have a “Learn BTC” starter pack?

I wanna learn bitcoin from r/Bitcoin

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So, what’s been happening this past week?

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Funny because it’s true.

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Here’s another meme of the week.

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OK, millenial!

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The Doge Effect.

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Investing in the future.

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‘Get ready, kiddo.’

Source: bitcoin.baddie / Instagram

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Expectations vs reality – mining edition.

@thewolfofbitcoins

Try explaining mining to your parents ##bitcoin ##explainbitcoin ##btc ##bitcoinmining ##cryptomining ##minecaft ##fy ##fyp

♬ original sound – thewolfofbitcoins

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Crypto fans at family gatherings.

Source: krytostarts/Instagram

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Nobody could make this up.

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Hiding in plain sight.

Source: btcclicks/Instagram

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Do we say that Bitcoin’s a life style?

Mr Bitcoin, from r/Bitcoin

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Thinking on your feet is important in crypto.

Source: thefatbitcoin/Instagram

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DeFi can get a bit…weird.

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So, listen, babe, it’s really simple!

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No, hold both of my beers.

Source: cryptomemeking_/Instagram

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Remember people – jokes.

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Here’s a game for you: guess who!

Source: everything_crypto/Instagram

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Here’s your weekend crypto anthem.

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