Tesla’s BTC, Apple’s Chance, Mastercard’s Stablecoins, and 20 Crypto Jokes

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This week started with Tesla announcing USD 1.5 billion worth of bitcoin (BTC) purchase, thus prompting a new BTC price all-time high of USD 48,000. The CME Group launched the trading of ethereum (ETH) futures, while an analyst said that Apple has a “a clear multi-billion dollar opportunity in crypto,’ and America’s oldest bank, BNY Mellon, decided to enter the cryptoverse.

Meanwhile, following Visa’s footsteps, Mastercard decided to start working with stablecoins, while South Korean central bank wants to make a clear distinction between central bank digital currencies (CBDCs) and cryptocurrencies. Rumours of the Indian cryptocurrency ban started to resurface again, while Nigerian Senators criticized the country’s central bank for its crypto ban.

Overall, it was another bullish week, so here’s another collection of bullish memes.
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It’s just like when you’re in love.

Source: Reddit/u/TrulyWacky

He attacks, he protects, but most importantly, he stacks sats…

Elon for the win.. to the moon.. lets gooo from r/Bitcoin

Oh how the time flies…

You know the drill…

In theaters since the beginning of 2021…

Oof…

Is this the opposite of “have fun staying poor’’?

Current feels after the “Elon bought BTC” day ~ from r/Bitcoin

Yes.

What a time to be alive.

Is it possible to RETAIN this power? from r/Bitcoin

Interesting…

In it for the lulz.

The future is exciting…

One does not simply short DOGE…

That’s how professionals do it.

Happens way too often.

Press F to pay respects.

10x gains are gains for ants.

The ride continues!

Safety first!

When friends and family ask me to tell them how much Bitcoin I hold from r/Bitcoin

Each time someonIn retrospect, it was inevitable.

Each time someone talks about Bitcoin crashing I think of this masterpiece from r/Bitcoin

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