Of Crypto and Men: 20 Crypto Jokes

This was a week of opposites in the cryptoworld, maybe more so than usual. Everybody has taken a side in the crypto argument, only the Burning Sun scandal is indiscriminately all-encompassing and ever-growing.

As a Mexican exchange makes a last-minute plea to stop tough fintech regulations, FATF’s preparing its upcoming regulations for virtual assets, G20’s finance chiefs are fans of the draconian crypto trading measures, and it seems as if the governments are hell-bent on turning people to crypto. Unknowingly, of course. At least, certain people in India could only be “mildly”, instead of harshly punished for having crypto. On the other side of this coin, Bakkt will finally start testing its Bitcoin features, Visa launched their international digital identity system based on blockchain architecture, and Coinbase Card is available in six more European countries, with even more to come. But that’s not all. We saw McAfee strike again, this time with Magic, Coinbase and Circle are welcoming new USDC issuers, Twitter CEO hired the first member of its cryptocurrency-focused division, Telegram’s new cryptocurrency will go on pre-sale, Facebook coin raised over USD 120 million, and Binance expansion into the U.S. left some questions unaswered. Finally, industry players have shared their knowledge with the cryptoverse, and we’ve learned that Coinmine plans to update its crypto-mining device, improving its efficiency and bringing new features, but we’ve also read that digital currencies may greatly benefit from Facebook’s move into the blockchain ‘n’ crypto sphere. Kenetic’s Jehan Chu agrees that semi-centralization is vital, and adds that the company will launch a new, pure equity, venture capital fund, and that Asia is the blockchain generation’s home.

And now – the jokes.

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Tabula rasa.

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But it says this is the street!

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Yeah, but how much would it cost to air a commercial during Super Bowl – in Bitcoin? Google? Around 665 BTC for 30 seconds….

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One can only dream.

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Yeaah….

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A nightmare scenario.

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A timeless meme.

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Looking at it differently, it went down the other day… below 8,000… Just sayin’… I’ll see myself out.

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Whaaa?

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Very dress, much fit, how doge, so wow!

much dress. very wow. from r/ThriftStoreHauls

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It could be worse. Imagine Bitcoin partnering with SV.

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In defence of full anonymity and your crypto (beware of the SIM swappers!)

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Did he just confirm the post or burn the poster?

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While we’re at prospering…

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Excellent! But what I’m wondering about is the August one.

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A veritable crypto-22 situation.

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Planes might not go to the Moon, but they sure fly high.

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As is the only right thing to do, according to the rulebook, under section 9.0 “what to do when bitcoin hits a thousand milestone”.

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Ooh, you little, sneaky, teasing…

The biggest tease! from r/cryptocurrencymemes

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One for your wall, so you can admire it the entire weekend. In color.