Great Crypto Expectations: 20 Crypto Jokes

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It was an eventful week in the cryptoverse, but luckily for all its inhabitants, it was generally positive, as new opportunities arise and people are being optimistic and hopeful for the next bull run.

The week started with the report of a famous journalist interviewing a Bitcoin advocate on a popular, which led the interest for Bitcoin to spike. That was followed with the realization that regulated bitcoin derivatives trading volume increased sharply in April. Also, users can now send and receive crypto on WhatsApp. There were some major statements too, as a team of strategists at JPMorgan Chase & Co admitted that Bitcoin has intrinsic value, former US Congressman Ron Paul said that US dollar is going to self-destruct, and Russia postponed the introduction of its planned cryptocurrency regulations. And while Bitfinex and Ethfinex are launching their Initial Exchange Offering (IEO) platform Tokinex, Kraken is offering equity, raising millions of dollars. We have celebrated Pizza Day, learned how many satoshis does a twin pack of toothpaste cost, had fun with VitaliBot, learned from a twenty-year-old crypto millionaire who launched his app and from a GoT legend supporting vegan crypto, and were intrigued by Faketoshi’s move to copyright Bitcoin. Meanwhile, Binance CEO is fighting for his reputation, Grayscale announced more good news for ETH investors, and BitMEX CEO suggested to keep an eye on the yuan rate, while the Facebook coin is now estimated in 2020.

As any week, when it comes to jokes, cryptofans are at the top of their game.

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Not for the faint-hearted.

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A tricky question.

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Well, to each their own…

Source: Twitter, @thecryptomonk

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Oh, what joy!

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Speaking of joy… Make it rain!

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A solution’s at hand. What a good ducky!

Source: u/hodlorcrypt / Reddit

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Mind zooming in a little bit? Aha!

Source: u/OmegaCOInc /Reddit

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That was fast.

How the US Copyright Office Filed the #Faketoshi Application from r/cryptocurrencymemes

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It’s never easy to see a loved one go down.

Source: u/hodlorcrypt /Reddit

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Yes, but could you… Sure, but tell me…

Source: u/resonantseed /Reddit

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What a good friend!

Source: u/oops_oliver /Reddit

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Hold, darn you!

Source: u/tarandfeathers /Reddit

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How are you feeling today, sir?

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A classic!

Source: u/TommyofLeeds /Reddit

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Of all the painful things!

Source: u/Kpenney /Reddit

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It still hurts, but one ought to push through the pain to reach success. Or something to that effect.

Me buying the dip after last night’s double digit losses from r/cryptocurrencymemes

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Could it be true?

The Saviour is here from r/cryptocurrencymemes

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We just did.

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Nothing better than a long, fun weekend with friends.

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Have a relaxing weekend, everybody!

Source: u/hodlorcrypt /Reddit

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