Crypto’s Travels: 20 Crypto Jokes

Another week of crypto fun and unpredictability is almost behind us. Let’s check out a few things that happened, before moving on to the jokes of the week.

In Bitcoin news: we saw Bitcoin sneaking to USD 13K, with altcoins struggling to keep up, then finally hitting it for the third time this year, but shortly. In a not-surprising turn of events, it dropped below USD 11.5K.

In Singapore news: the authorities are building a global crypto and blockchain hub, while the IRAS proposed the exemption of some crypto transactions from goods and services tax.

In South Korea news: there might be new blockchain businesses coming to the East Asia crypto scene, local governments in South Korea, but also Argentina, are setting new blockchain goals, Samsung added six new dapps to its Galaxy S10 smartphone’s blockchain wallet with more to follow, Kakao’s platform Klaytn sacrificed decentralization to be up to 15 times faster than Ethereum, and Kakao may be talking to Samsung about a blockchain cooperation.

In the US news: Facebook is trying to ease the concerns about Libra by Washington lawmakers, in the meantime revealing that Libra and Colibra will not expand to the Indian market; the IRS will update its cryptocurrency guidelines; the battle between the New York Attorney General and Bitfinex continues; SEC and FINRA explain rules for crypto brokers; and the first-of-its-kind digital token offering gives retail investors previously unattainable opportunities.

In many other news: the Litecoin halving should already be priced in, according to LTC’s creator; Ether rallied, while CELR and BTT continue to drop despite the good news; Justin Sun reassured users that everything is fine after fake news hit Tron; Opera’s crypto wallet for Android added support for BTC and Tron; Binance launched margin trading on an upgraded version of its trading platform; and while Russia puts brakes on crypto-legislation yet again, Goldman Sachs goes ‘further than ever before’ into crypto.

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To get us started, what say you, sir?

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Would you look at that…

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When you upgrade your style.

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Ugh!

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Never forget.

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…And the crowd cheered and a few happy tears were dropped.

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But the guy was just scientifically cutting the price to USD gazillion K… What happened?

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Stating a fact.

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Speaking of facts.

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A classic!

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Make yearly salaries…lose yearly salaries…

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All in a day’s trading.

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And then, just like that, it was 11K again…

Source: u/k1m12 / Reddit

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The Alt Shining

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Ooowww… 🙁

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On the other side of the crypto coin:

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That look tho…

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But it feels so close!

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Choices.

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Finish him! But also, have a fun weekend.