Approaching the Moon With 20 Crypto Jokes

To be fair, the titular joke might not have aged too well, but it’s that time of the year when bull runs sometimes happen. Yet here we are, getting tired of “Bitcoin is a stablecoin!” jokes and wondering if the prices have actually stabilized for real. Sure, it would be good for the industry, but where is my Lambo in that case?!

Anyway, this week, BAT and BCH got a great beginning; ICOs seem to find their way in China in spite of government regulations; and Vitalik Buterin had to clarify that he is not, in fact, leaving Ethereum – in spite of sensationalist tweets. The new generation keeps teaching the older ones about crypto, and there might be hope for South Korean ICOs yet. Twitter scams are alive and well, unfortunately, and Sirin Labs has finally unveiled Finney, their blockchain phone. The week ends with Faketoshi suffering a blow.

Now, to unwind after the working week, check out our joke collection while you’re waiting for that moon.

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This comparison makes sense now. This is what it’s like to use crypto nowadays.

The Amazon website in 1995 This is what it means when they say Crypto is like the internet in the 90s We are still having to use public and private keys and be nervous while transacting, wait days together to download the full node and use an app like Augur! Have hope we are still early from r/CryptoCurrency

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And now, the Bitcoin Cash fork…

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More now, but still relevant.

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Bears are more capable than you think.

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A high-quality meme, but “Don’t let your memes be dreams” is what makes it a masterpiece.

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A podcast host explains what it’s like to HODL, and we’re inclined to agree.

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How the panic sellers see Bitcoin’s price movements.

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Does your family really need Christmas presents, though?

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Why voting is so important.

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The panic is settling in.

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When you put it that way…

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It’s important to maintain a positive outlook on life.

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The real horror is when your kid makes you take a long, hard look at yourself.

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Not only is it accurate, but it’s also implying ICOs have a door to begin with.

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It’s a really simple distinction.

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7 minutes might seem long for a video, but it’s hilarious.

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“I can’t believe it’s not butter” but better.

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Are you cooler than this dog? No. Nobody is cooler than this dog.

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You know, some things you just gotta know before investing.

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And frankly, it’s not even funny anymore.

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