20 Crypto Jokes: Another Week, Another Collection

It’s that time of the week: Cryptonews.com is back with our weekly digest of memes and jokes, as the bear run is showing some signs of slowing. If you’re still with us regardless of all these losses – good job, you deserve another collection of internet humor.

This week started with the predictions of Vitalik Buterin versus Brian Armstrong that polarized the opinions in the community. The middle of the week brought us news about ICO projects picking up production as the initial boom fades off, leaving us hopeful that the upcoming months and years could see new use cases for crypto and blockchain. And finally, the week ends with Mike Novogratz predicting that the market has bottomed out and there could be some green in the future.

Now, let’s take a well-deserved breather.

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Well… sleep is for the weak, as they say.

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When the market dives down, your priorities start to tumble out of control.

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This cat is the evolution of Bitcoin: it may be hairless now, but watch out for the next few years.

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Looking at them in terms of Bitcoin, the prices for these iPhones don’t look that bad…

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I add a fake accent and grow out a handlebar mustache, too.

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The baby’s face speaks to me on a subconscious level.

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Continuing the Nike memes, we would like to add: “Wassa, wassa, wassa, WASSA, BIKONEEEEK!”

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Not now, Roger! Man, can we get a break?!

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But… you know… it’s a bubble, right?

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Now, the same will work for October – we expect someone who looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Even back then, Seinfeld knew something we didn’t: HODL.

Seinfeld gives trading advice in a bear market (you’re welcome) from r/cryptocurrencymemes

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There’s really not much to say, other than lately, we guess this lightbulb would have been completely red. Most of the time.

Lightbulb changes color and intensity based on live BTCUSDT price data from Binance from r/CryptoCurrency

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Steven is an inspiration to us all.

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Well you have to know how to sell yourself.

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NeuNer shows us how all of us should talk to traditionalists.

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“Starting them out early” just went to a whole new level!

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A short story of love and loss – and naivete.

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This is the simplest explanation of market dominance you can hope to get.

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If you think like this, we can hardly judge you… it happens to the best of us.

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This facial expression is called “I am in so much pain psychologically and probably physically at some point.”

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How the perfect world would look from a HODLer’s perspective.